Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Sex jokes

Amused me:

Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
A: S&M&M.

Q: Why do we have orgasms?
A: How else would we know when to stop?

Q: Can you use indefinitely in a sentence?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you’re in...definitely!

Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A: They are both used as substitute meat.

Q: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A: Brothel sprouts.


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